Vacation Preparation Taxi Rides and More
I haven’t actually read Jolene’s blog(s) that she posted recently, so hopefully this won’t be a regurgitation of what she wrote. Right now we’re heading into a huge section of not being in our village, between coming to
Hmm…. Will should probably add something now ‘cause he just sat down next to me.
William: I haven’t actually read Jolene’s blog(s) or Tim’s addendum, so I hope I don’t regurgitate what they have written. Once again, I managed to ride to
Thanks Will, I don’t know about the whole adoption thing, since Will is actually older than both of us. We thought maybe Will and I could adopt Jolene since she’s the youngest, but it would probably put this weird Woody Allen vibe into our relationship that I’m not really looking for. I told myself as I was writing this that I would just go ahead and randomize all of my music on iTunes and listen to every song that played, but the Godsmack song I just listened to added up to 5 of the worst minutes of my life.
Jolene and I had our scariest cab ride in country last Sunday. We walked to the taxi station a little later than we should have because we had been waiting for a break in the rain. When we got to the tasha, we had to wait another 20 minutes or so for the cab to fill up (a full taxi is one with 6 people in addition to driver, all in a car about the size of a corolla). We left just in time for the rain to start again, at which time the taxi-man switched on the wipers, one of which fell off. He stopped to re-attach and we were on our way again. The driver took my favorite approach in times of dangerous road conditions, which is, “if it’s dangerous out, drive extra fast to make it so you’re not in danger for as long.” Pretty much I felt like I was going to die the whole time. I don’t know if I can describe it any better than that. Oh and Jolene was holding onto my arm so tight that I think she bruised my bone marrow. Anyways, I think we’re going to do our best to avoid the whole traveling during rain storms thing from now on.
Other exciting things include me not being sick. It’s good that I’m feeling better now, but it is going to put a damper on my attempts to lose these last 175 pounds. I think I’ve been going for about a week straight without having amoebas, which may be a personal record. I’ve narrowed down my three month bout to a few possible causes.
· Shaking dirty little kids hands all the time when I walk around from school to school combined with my love of nail biting (I know the kids are dirty, but it’s so hard to resist a high-five)
· Eating meat that’s not cooked well enough that flies have been chilling out on all day
· Drinking water out of little containers at schools that everyone in the world reaches into
· Taking the new amoeba-brand diet pills that I’ve started buying from
Everything else I think Jolene and I both do equally without her getting sick, so hopefully if I cut down on the meat that I don’t cook myself and wash my hands more often I’ll stay a little healthier.
Jolene and I have gone to a few end-of-school fetes lately which have been fun. We’ve been showing off our sweet dance moves. It’s funny when the little kids will mimic anything I do, no matter how ridiculous it is. Kristy (our other Peace Corps village mate) had all of them fist pumping at one point. I think the best I got was a bit of running man, some Rodger Rabbit, and some shopping cart. But every time someone talks to me about our dancing endeavors they’re like
“Man, you can dance, but that Jamila, she’s way better than you, she’s got mad crazy dance moves,” which goes something like this in Hausa -> “kai, ka iya rawa, amma jamila, ta hi ka iya rawa. Ta rawa sosai!”
But I feel like if you change dance to any other verb you could pretty much describe 2/3 of the conversations that I get in the village. Darn you Donna, you and your
Ok, I guess I’ll leave it for now on that note of Jolene’s superiority, unless I decide to come back to it later. As an extra treat though here’s what I was listening to during this blog entry:
1. MxPx - Let It Happen - Move To
2. Rancid - Indestructible - Born Frustrated
3. James Brown - James Brown’s Funky People - Think (About It)
4. Fiona Apple - Tidal - Never Is A Promise
5. At The Drive-In - In Casino Out - Shaking Hand Incision
6. Serena Maneesh - Serena Maneesh - Beehiver II
7. ABBA - Greatest Hits - Honey Honey
8. The Charming Gentlemen - EP plus one - Sir Isaac Lime
9. Cat Stevens - Catch Bull At Four - Can’t Keep It In
10. Godsmack - Godsmack - Immune
Conclusions to be drawn from that… I get distracted easily when I write blogs.


